Think twice before you eat.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

haix....no time to post well this is a short one!!! This week is my examination period le so really nid to study hard..Tmr is my english paper le very scared cause is my weakest subject but hope fully can do well.. ok let stop talking about work ok let me tell u viewers a few little joke to distress.....=)

1)Q: How do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP

2)Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

3)When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

4)"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

5)HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?

WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

6)Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"

7)One man calls emergency:

- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!

After five minutes, the same man calls back:

- It is OK, I found another one.

ok that all hope u enjoy & Good luck for ur exams and remember tat not to stress urself to much.....:)

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